John: "You shouldn't be eating the cookie dough because there are raw eggs in it."
Devin: "Well, why did you put raw eggs in it?!"
Me: "Devin, how can I be a better mom?"
Devin: "You already are a good mom! And pretty!"
Devin: "Do Max and I look like brothers?" he asked about his friend.
Me: "Yes, like brothers from another mother."
Devin: "You mean we really are brothers?!"