With one child away for a competition and another with a teacher prep day I only have one child I need to get off to school today. That meant I could sleep in until 8:00. Sweet joyful sleep.
I was in a deep sleep. I'm certain there was some serious REM going on when I heard a man's voice in the house. I instantly thought of a scarey incident that happened the night before. There was someone in the house. And he was probably eating a wrap and wearing my clothing as I laid there with my rapidly beating heart and my snoring husband! My next thought was that he is the worst burglar ever! He was so loud! And I had the worst watch dog ever because my pug wasn't making a sound! Suddenly the man's voice began to sound a lot like Taylor Swift. My daughter, who is soundly sleeping in a hotel room, left her alarm clock on.
She sleeps through her alarm clock.
So it is very loud so she can hear it in the morning.
A wake the dead kind of loud.
Or at least wake a sleeping mama kind of loud.
It's now 7:57 and I've been up since 5:00.