Monday, October 12, 2009

Not Me!

I would never take time off of work so that I could spend the night with a girlfriend and not my husband!  I would never do that.  I would not spend that time gleefully shopping and going to dinner and a movie while my husband stayed home with the kids.  Nope, not me.

I certainly did not burn the banana bread because I was distracted by Oprah.  I would never be that careless with my time.  Nope, not me!

I am never late returning library books.  I've never had to pay more money than I would care to mention in library fines.  Nope, not me.  I certainly would not be grumpy with the librarian who lectured me on returning books on time.  She should be thanking me for being late and keeping the library funded!  I mean, if I were late.

I would never wear my jeans with a hole in the crotch because they are my favorite pair.  I just wear them with a long shirt.  I mean, if I would do such a thing!

Nope, not me!


Karie said...

Me either!

Kira said...

I would totally never have seventeen different colors of toenail polish on, each progressively darker, so you cannot see the previous color, because I am too lazy to clean it off and start over again. Not ever.

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