One of those miscellaneous items that must be done when you move is setting up phone service. We've had our new phone number for a week now. I've yet to give the phone number to a single soul. And yet I receive 8 to 10 phone calls a day. Sadly, these are not kind welcome to the neighborhood type phone calls. Oh no, these are the pay us now or we will file law suits and leave you with nothing type phone calls. The debt collectors are out to get the former owners of our phone number.
I've tried to explain to them that Melissa Barlow does not live here and I do not know where she is or who she is. But you can tell that the hunters do not believe that I am not their prey!
I have contacted the phone company and requested a new phone number. So, my dear Melissa Barlow, please allow me to introduce you to my friend, Dave.