Monday, February 2, 2009

Good Morning!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I have had a problem sleeping lately.  I'll struggle to fall asleep only to wake up a few hours later thinking of ways I can convince my doctor that I need Ambien.  Finally I fall asleep only to have my alarm go off 20 minutes later. 

Last week I did not turn off my alarm so that I could snooze a little longer.  I did not wake up 30 minutes before my boy's school started.  Of course I woke them up slowly and gently.  I did not wake them screaming like a monkey, "Wake up now! You can eat your pop tarts in the car! Get dressed right this minute or you will be grounded until your children are born!"

I did not shove my children in the car wearing jeans, my pajama top, fleece jacket, and tennis shoes with no socks.  Of course I did not have uncombed hair, unbrushed teeth, and wearing my glasses.  I did not look like death climbing out of bed on a Monday morning.

I so DID get rear ended by an SUV in front of my children's school!  I didn't notice that the woman climbing out of the car was extremely gorgeous and immaculate in grooming and dress.  Of course I did not feel like road kill as we exchanged insurance information.  And I would never feel glee that my car was fine but her car's bumper had a big hole in it.  I did not have these feelings of glee because she hit my car, but because she was prettier than I!

Not me!


Jason said...

Oh, no! I'm so glad this didn't happen to you!

Sandy @ Jesus and Dark Chocolate said...

Always works that way, the mornings you look like road kill you get rear-ended. UGH. Seems like you had a good attitude about it. :)
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