Who is that guy? Why does he look so familiar? Do I know him from soccer? He has the ugliest feet! Wait a minute! How do I know what his feet look like? Where would I have seen his feet? Does he work at WalMart? No, because the employees don't walk around with bare feet! He really needs a pedicure. Where have I seen him!!!!
We then walk like cattle from the cafeteria to individual classrooms. I sit down in Cameron's room and wait for the teachers to begin. Funky Feet Man has followed me and now he is sitting directly in front of me.
He has a wife. But I've never seen his wife. Oh my gosh, how do I know this man and why do I know what his feet look like!!!! This is making me crazy!!!! Should I tell him that he looks very familiar, where do I know you from? Would that sound like I was trying to pick him up at our children's curriculum night? His wife probably wouldn't like that. Don't worry honey, I don't want to be anywhere near his funky feet. HOW DO I KNOW HIM!!!
Finally, as I was driving home it hit me. He was one of Cameron's karate instructors. They don't wear shoes during karate and that's how I became familiar with his funky feet.