Tuesday, September 9, 2008

What I Was Really Thinking At The PTO Meeting

Who is that guy?  Why does he look so familiar?  Do I know him from soccer?  He has the ugliest feet!  Wait a minute!  How do I know what his feet look like?  Where would I have seen his feet?  Does he work at WalMart?  No, because the employees don't walk around with bare feet!  He really needs a pedicure.  Where have I seen him!!!!

We then walk like cattle from the cafeteria to individual classrooms.  I sit down in Cameron's room and wait for the teachers to begin.  Funky Feet Man has followed me and now he is sitting directly in front of me.

He has a wife.  But I've never seen his wife.  Oh my gosh, how do I know this man and why do I know what his feet look like!!!!  This is making me crazy!!!!  Should I tell him that he looks very familiar, where do I know you from?  Would that sound like I was trying to pick him up at our children's curriculum night?  His wife probably wouldn't like that.  Don't worry honey, I don't want to be anywhere near his funky feet.  HOW DO I KNOW HIM!!!

Finally, as I was driving home it hit me.  He was one of Cameron's karate instructors.  They don't wear shoes during karate and that's how I became familiar with his funky feet.

6 comments:

Rebeckah said...

So freakin' funny : )! I just laughed out loud! What a funny story. Kaish used to have a karate teacher with SUPER GROSS feet too. It was all I could do not to give him a pedicure kit for Christmas! ICK

Rebeckah said...

So freakin' funny : )! I just laughed out loud! What a funny story. Kaish used to have a karate teacher with SUPER GROSS feet too. It was all I could do not to give him a pedicure kit for Christmas! ICK

Katrina said...

haha, too funny! totally something I would do. =)

jami said...

So glad to see that there are fellow parents out there as involved as I am in advocating for their child's education. You probably should tell Ethan to stay away from their kid...hiya!

Jason said...

Ew.
So basically parents don't listen to anything the teachers say because they're so distracted by other parents?

Laura said...

It's always amazing to me what we remember about people. It may not be their face or name, but we always remeber something. the fact that it was his feet, yuck. but it got thinking, and props to you for actually figureing it out, i know i would of still be stuck on how i knew "the feet"

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