Today I'm having a bad mommy day. You know those. The kind where you don't have patience, you're sick of the messes, you're 18 month old keeps emptying the silverware drawer, and you need a hair cut and your roots done. Yeah, that's me. And if you're a mom and you are saying, "I've never had a day like that. I'm always happy and patient and wearing pearls." You are a freaking liar!!!
So, in order to make myself feel better I decided to do a little shoe shopping. Here's the criteria for my new shoes:
1. The expense does not matter. I'm worth it!
2. They must be shoes that would make the church ladies gasp. (stripper shoes)
3. The higher the heal the better. It doesn't matter that I won't be able to chase children because if I can afford these shoes, I can afford a nanny.
Okay, let's go shopping!
Ah, red. I'm feeling better already. The heel is high and yet the buckles make it a little bit sensible. I'm not in the mood to make sense!
I like these. And yet, I don't know why. I like the straps. The heel is a bit chunky. And the toe is a little square. I know why I like them. I wouldn't normally wear Calvin Klein! But on this shoe shopping trip I can afford anything!
I would so totally wear these! I think they're fun. They are made by Chineese laundry. I've never heard of that brand. It's kind of like I'd be in on the ancient chineese secret if I wore these.
I love these! So not typical of me. I have a cute skirt to wear with these. After I'm back to my pre-birth weight anyway.
mmmmm, I like these. Notice they're Michael Kors who's on my favorite reality show which starts tonight!
Love these! Notice the stripper heels? I don't wish to be a stripper. But it would give the church ladies something to talk about.
Look, sequins. I never wear sequins. And they're red again. I must be in a naughty mood. It's time for mommy to be naughty for a change!
And one can never go wrong with an animal print! Okay, yes you can. But this is about me getting away with anything I want!
Look how pretty these are? They're innocent yet fun! Kira would so totally wear these! Right, Kira?
Thank you for letting me indulge my Carrie Bradshaw side of my personality. It was fun. Now back to reality with my naked, screaming baby with the chocolate chip cookie.