Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Help Me Do My Housework

I have been feeling overwhelmed as I walk around my house and view the dirty laundry, unmade beds (they're never made), my closet that I could lose a small child in, and Devin "trails" that he has constructed everywhere he goes. 


I am a fly lady flunky.  Many times over.  The basis of this website is that they send daily emails and reminders on what work you need to get done for the day.  It's great in theory but it doesn't work for me.  One of my biggest distractions is the Internet.  So, if I have to check my email to see what job I should be doing, then one can expect me to be on the computer for the next hour.


True to form, I turned on the email as a way to bury my head in the sand so that I don't have to face the shoes trailing down the stair case.  In my guilt and frustration I googled "help me with my housework!"  There it was the answer to my dilemma. Hypnotherapy for the SAHM who doesn't like housework!  I hope the $29.99 includes: "Changing Diapers With A Smile On Your Face!"  and "Confidence in Cleaning your Toilet!" and "Learn to Love Bodily Fluids From Your Children!" and finally, "Mt. Washmore (laundry) is really a Vacation." 

5 comments:

Kira Ludwig Shelton said...

Isn't Heidi staying over there on the contingency that she remains your house slave until she leaves?
Take advantage of it!

Dawn said...

Use the reward system! Do chores XYZ in exchange for 30 minutes online! You will be amazed at how quickly you will fly through them. Or at least that's what works for me.

Laura said...

Hahahahah Mt. Washmore LOL that's funny!!

Mim said...

Hi, my name is Mim and I'm a Flylady Flunkie too. LOL I start out great but eventually get to the point that I'm yelling at the emails, "Quit telling me what to do!"

Mim said...

Hi, my name is Mim and I'm a Flylady Flunkie too. LOL I start out great but eventually get to the point that I'm yelling at the emails, "Quit telling me what to do!"

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