So as I'm sitting there in that wonderful position, with legs up in the stirrups he says, "You're a pro at this."
He answered, "You've done this so many times that you know exactly what to do."
With that I replied, "Thank you?" If I didn't feel so exposed I would have laughed and made some joke like, "Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls!"
I worked with a girl, Melissa, who decided to go to the OB her sister went to. On her first visit she found herself in that same hiney in the air position that I was in, when her Dr. said, "I can tell that you and Karen are sisters."
Horrified at what family resemblance he must be speaking of she asks, "What?!"
"You both have similar sounding voices."
That story cracks me up!