Monday, April 10, 2006

Gosh Dang It Facial Recognition People!

Okay, my big brother thought my previous post was hilarious. What brother wouldn't find it humorous that his little sister looks like Ralph Waldo Emerson and Yoko Ono? Yeah, laugh it up! In fact Jason thought it would be so entertaining he emailed my little blog to all his friends. So my plan is to hurry and update my blog so that the joke would be on him. But as you'll see my evil plan back fired. I thought it would be entertaining to run Jason's photo to see what celebrities he would look like. We have often been told that we look alike. We used to work at a store together and strangers would recognize us as brother and sister because of our similar looks. For Halloween one year he dressed up as a woman and his Xwife said he looked like me. So, I thought perhaps Jason would also look like Annette Bening like myself. That would be funny, right?

Here's Jason. A good looking guy right? Those face people say he looks like:









Image hosting by Photobucket64% - Tommy Lee Jones Okay, slightly humorous. I mean, he's kind of wrinkly. And not someone I would think was very sexy.


Also at 64% - Antonio Banderas! Image hosting by Photobucket You have got to be kidding me. I get to look like a dead poet and Jason looks like Zoro?


Another 64%(how is that possible) - Kevin Spacey Image hosting by Photobucket Okay, totally weird. I never realized Jason DOES look like Kevin!


63% - Dennis Quaid Image hosting by Photobucket The actor from Innerspace? I see a "space" theme going on here. Please say Jason looks like Worf Image hosting by Photobucket Give me something to work with here people!


62% - Matt LeBlanc Image hosting by Photobucket What the heck! Okay, Jason must be paying these heritage people. This is unreal.


60% - Michael Landon Image hosting by Photobucket This is so unfair I can't even think of anything funny to write.


59% - Ricky Martin!!! Image hosting by Photobucket The shake your hips Latin lover? May I repeat, I'm Yoko Ono, and Jason's this sex object? We have the SAME genes, stupid computer programmers!


59% - Harvey Keitel Image hosting by Photobucket Finally, something I can chuckle about. I have no idea who this dude is, but he's my new best friend!


58% - Bob Hope Image hosting by Photobucket Sorry, I like Bob, so I can't even laugh about it. And you know, Jason is the person who introduced Bob Hope to me as a child. We used to watch Singing In The Rain and laugh, and laugh together.


I'm so depressed. I'm going to schedule my rhinoplasty and hopefully afterwards I'll look like Ricky Martin.

3 comments:

 Anonymous said...

HA! Take THAT little sister! This is classic. Every time you have tried to play a joke on me, it always backfires in your face! And, of course I'm not surprised that I resemble these hunky men. I'm too sexy for my shirt...My new nickname for you will now be either Yoko or Ralph Waldo. Love ya little sister!

 Anonymous said...

HA! Take THAT little sister! This is classic. Every time you have tried to play a joke on me, it always backfires in your face! And, of course I'm not surprised that I resemble these hunky men. I'm too sexy for my shirt...My new nickname for you will now be either Yoko or Ralph Waldo. Love ya little sister!

 Anonymous said...

HA! Take THAT little sister! This is classic. Every time you have tried to play a joke on me, it always backfires in your face! And, of course I'm not surprised that I resemble these hunky men. I'm too sexy for my shirt...My new nickname for you will now be either Yoko or Ralph Waldo. Love ya little sister!

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