My baby brother Paul presented me with a present on my birthday. When I unwrapped it I found oodles of scrapbook supplies. Now if you're a scrapper you can probably recite the prices of everything scrapbook related, so I knew that there was no way a poor college student could afford to buy all these scrap supplies for his sister. My brother's began laughing until I was able to get the story out of Paul.
Paul works for a cleaning service that does a lot of flood service for homes. In one of these homes the homeowner was filing insurance claims for her water damaged items. Which included a box of scrap supplies. Which was not damaged. So Paul rescued the box from the trash for me.
Yeah, baby, I'll take your garabage! Lucky me!!