No, I don't love Scott. There I said it! (Sorry to disappoint you Scott, I know you want me) The truth is that I found out from Scott's wife, Carolyn, that he has been reading my blog. Well, what's a girl to do but mess around with his head? So, that is the post I came up with. That, and the flattering picture of Scott's decapitated head in a heart. Little did I know that it would take Scott TWO WEEKS to finally read it! Apparently, the joke was on me.
So, all of my friends, family, anonymous readers, and leaders of my church who have been worried about any lustful feelings I have deep within my heart, it was a joke! But now that Scott has finally read it, I can finally let it go. Relief.
And Scott, you're welcome to stop by my blog any time!